Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
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Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
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you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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