And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
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he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
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Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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