That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
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Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
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Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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