just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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