It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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