super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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