Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
its not stalking. its research.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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