You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I skipped work to stalk him.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Fuck appropriateness.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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