So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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