I love black thongs
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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