We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
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