Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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