Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
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You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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