Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Duck Duck Cougar?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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