I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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