Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
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You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
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sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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