She announced her abortion via fbk
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
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so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
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That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
try to milk me bitch
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