She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
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All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
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Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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