yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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