it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Randomize
