I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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