S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
You ruined the universe
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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