i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
I wish you could order shots online.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
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