Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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