i just found a plastic monkey in my sweatshirt pocket
Umm I had a plastic mermaid in my pants......
Really
You win
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
All the doctor said was why
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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