gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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