I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
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new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
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I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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