I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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