College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
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Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
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My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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