If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
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I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
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i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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