Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
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It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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