Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
it hurts more in the daytime
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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