And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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