Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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