Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
