Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
whose ass print is on the piano?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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