We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
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It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
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Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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