I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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