Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
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I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
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Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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