even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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