All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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