Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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