no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
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we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
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It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
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