i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
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Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
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Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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