Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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