I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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