I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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