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That's how twitter works, right?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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