Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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