I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
So much rum. So many feels.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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