I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
Randomize
