shes about as inviting as chlamydia
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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