Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
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