We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
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How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
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Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Im part way to drunk.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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